DO NOT attend the RX function in Vegas!

SENDITIN · May 27, 2003

Rumor has it this is nothing more than a sting operation. Angelle will be wearing a wire (other than the one in her bra). Also got a sneak peek at the so called agenda. Scheduled to speak are:

1. Chuck Sims on "How to get middled on a three-way boxing bet" followed by "What books are really shit books?"
2. Oldfriend..who just back from a guest appearance about toilets on This Old House will speak on "Bug spray..does this really work to quiet smoke detectors?"
3. Coolhand Jim will share the stage with Rosa Parks and Ariel Sharon on race relations.
4. Angelle will cover "Shrink got me converted to Judaism, but I'm still poor...Why?" and "Can you really teach Cuban men how to lick the alphabet?"
5. Jen will speak on "Twenty years to become a nurses aid...Was it worth it?" and "Genital herpes and my struggle to find men."
6. Brett from Gameday will cover in under two hours the definition of a "recreational bettor."
7. Chester from Seven Palms will speak on "Which line should you deal to your pigeons?"

And last but not least a special appearance by Charlie Therwanger (he'll be the one wearing the I'm in the witness protection program tee shirt.)

docdekay · May 27, 2003

OMFG...LMFAO!

-Slim- · May 27, 2003

3. Coolhand Jim will share the stage with Rosa Parks and Ariel Sharon on race relations
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That has got to be the funniest thing I have read this month.....

TheGeneral+ · May 27, 2003

LMAzzO

Dante · May 27, 2003

chit how the **** did this get out already

noone was suppose to know

JoeyC · May 27, 2003

Sendit: Funny stuff

JennyDav · May 27, 2003

Sen

That is great

Angelle · May 27, 2003

LMAO!!!

Fishhead · May 27, 2003

ANGELLE- I AM OLD, BUT I RECKON I KNOW VEGAS AS WELL AS ANYBODY HERE. YOU WOULD BE IN GOOD HANDS WITH ME AS YOUR ESCORT. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

Angelle · May 27, 2003

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

JudgeWapner · May 27, 2003

Angelle will make sure I speak clearly into your breasts.

Angelle · May 27, 2003

JUDGE!!!!
LMFAO!!!

PatrickMcIrish · May 27, 2003

ROFLMAO!

8. McIrish will speak on how to get your point across in 5500 words or less.

Journeyman · May 27, 2003

Very funny

JoeyC · May 27, 2003

Angelle:

Are you gonna really pop out of the cake in your birthday suit, or is Kenny pulling my chain again?

Angelle · May 27, 2003

JoeyC · May 28, 2003

Angelle:

Who's the favorite to end up with Jenny?

Angelle · May 28, 2003

I don't know..

we will be taking application closer to August

JennyDav · May 28, 2003

There are so many to choose from. Angelle is going to have to help me.

Dante · May 28, 2003

Dante will speak on "How to get along with EVERYONE in a posting forum " only downside is its a 17HR class but upside is...you get 1 college credit for completing it though